FUC Bag

Introducing: The FUC Bag
Because carrying your FUCs should look as good as giving them.

This isn’t just any shoulder bag — it’s a multi-compartment marvel engineered for maximum sass and questionable practicality.

🕳️ Front Hole – Boldly labelled so there’s no confusion.

🍑 Back Hole – Discreet but ready when you need it.

🧊 Glass FUC Logo – Etched across the main compartment, because subtlety is for people who give too many FUCs.

Spacious enough to carry your Bags of FUCs, snacks, secrets, or whatever else life throws at you. It’s versatile, stylish, and unapologetically inappropriate — just like you.

Use it daily. Or ceremonially. We’re not here to tell you what to do with your holes.