FUC Certified Rock Sucker Bundle

Certified Rock Sucker Bundle

Because clearly, you’ve earned it.
Celebrate your undeniable talent with this prestigious collection of nonsense:
🧢 Certified Rock Sucker Cap – For when you want strangers to know exactly what you’re about, without saying a word.
📜 Personalised Certificate – Nothing says “achievement” like a printed piece of paper with your name on it. (Leave in the notes what name is required)
🍬 Bag of “Kiss My Rock” – Because you deserve a treat after all that sucking by sucking more.
Perfect for the friend who thinks they’re hilarious. Or for yourself, if the shoe (and cap) fits.

(Leave a comment in the “comment section” at checkout for the name you would like on the certificate.)