FUC Vimtoad Jar – Obey the Toad!

🐸 FUC VIMTOAD JAR 🐸

“Obey the Vimtoad.”

From the sticky swamps of flavour rises the ultimate purple prophecy.

The FUC Vimtoad Jar is a glorious, shrine to Vimto obsession — crammed with 10 different Vimto-flavoured treats, each one blessed by the all-powerful Vimtoad himself.

🔮 Inside the Jar of Obedience:

🥤 Vimto Can – The sacred elixir

🛸 Flying Saucers – Retro, fizzy, otherworldly

☁️ Candy Floss – Purple clouds of chaos

💥 Fizzy Mallows – Soft… then savage

🌈 Jelly Beans – Tiny flavour grenades

🔴 Millions – Because a few isn’t enough

🧸 Jelly Babies – The chosen children

🍭 Lollipops – Lick the legend

⚫ Bon Bons – Chew with respect

🍬 Juicy Mixups – The wild card offering

All sealed together in one mighty jar.

Perfect for:

FUC collectors

Vimto devotees

Gift buyers with zero chill

Anyone willing to obey the Vimtoad

📢 Warning: Resistance is futile.

🐸 Obey the Vimtoad – Consume the purple

Ingredients:

Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Dextrose, Water, Carbonated Water, Potato Starch, Maize Starch, Corn Starch, Wheat Flour, Fully Hydrogenated Vegetable Fat (Coconut), Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Vegetable Oils (Coconut, Rapeseed), Vegetable Fats, Cocoa Butter, Pork Gelatine, Beef Gelatine, Bovine Gelatine, Acid (Citric Acid), Acid (Malic Acid), Acidity Regulator (Sodium Malate), Acidity Regulator (Potassium Citrate), Humectant (Sorbitol), Maltodextrin, Stabiliser (Gum Arabic), Stabilisers, Thickeners (Gellan Gum, Cellulose Gum), Gelling Agent (Pectin), Glazing Agents (Shellac, Carnauba Wax), Emulsifier (Sunflower Lecithin), Vimto® Flavouring, Natural Flavourings, Flavourings, Natural Extracts of Fruits, Herbs and Spices, Fruit Juices from Concentrate (Grape, Blackcurrant, Raspberry), Concentrated Mixed Fruit Juice, Mixed Fruit Juices from Concentrate, Vegetable Concentrates (Beetroot, Carrot), Fruit and Vegetable Concentrates (Apple, Blackcurrant, Carrot), Plant Concentrates (Safflower, Spirulina, Pumpkin, Radish), Colouring Food (Concentrates of Carrot, Hibiscus), Colours (Anthocyanins, Lutein, Carotenes, Carmine, Patent Blue V), Natural Colour (Anthocyanins), Preservatives (Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate), Antioxidant (Ascorbic Acid), Sweeteners (Sucralose, Acesulfame K), Barley Malt

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